Watch Out!!!

 You might want to practice your sword dance with a curved sword...

 Oh, and you should probably not do that inside the building...

 NOOO!!!!
Don't turn around so abrupt-!!!

 -tly...

.....

 You might wanna bandage that....

 Yeah, well it's a bad idea to even try sword dancing if you've never gone to a class before...

 Oh... excuse me...

...you bought the DVD, and practiced it 3 times already...

 ...right.... I see...

 You know, calling 911 would be good right about now-

 Oh... it's just a flesh wound... I see...
-all over my floor...

Kids... don't try this at home....