Marshall Kändiß The Pyrate: drunken

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Sunday, April 14, 2013

Fen Jiu Tip It

Fen Jiu!
Fen Jiu!

Hao he!
Hao he!

Hao-hao he!

Hao le!

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Fine Chinese Spirits

A lovely fine drink, for a lovely fine afternoon!

Aye! I require double shot glasses to enjoy this!
Double the fine enjoyment,
Double the fun!

So, I went to this so-called luau party... New Englanders are clueless as to anything Polynesian... I raved, I danced, I had fun. Flocks of children wanted to dance with me!

Ha! So, then this old fogy, bleach blond Nazi looking lady told me my dancing made some of the parents uncomfortable!

Imagine if she's been to a REAL luau in Hawaii! They barely wear ANYTHING and move their hips harder, faster, or more slowly exaggerated than I! Ha!

Turns out kids like fun people, not squares like her! Tahitian dance is Centuries old, and the children wore less clothes than I did! Makes no sense to me really, it was 38 degrees.
But, New Englanders are rather strange in the head! No wonder Franklin left and went to Philadelphia!

Bunch o' Catholics & Puritan rejects!

Inside The Mind of a Wench

He asked me to send 'em a message... I do... no answer... I try again... nothing...
-and wait...

Hmmm...

-still no answer....

Oh well.... I think I have some fine spirits around here...

Friday, April 12, 2013

Chinese Spirits

Ah! Fine liquor!

A lovely bounty!

Mmmm fragrant...

I wonder if I should get a parrot

Maybe I should liberate some from a cage somewhere...

First, I think I need to have another drink.

I feel like singing...

I should go pillage a KTV bar.

What?

KTV is fun!

Drunken Pink Elephants And Tie Died Flying Fish

What? A pink elephant, ye say?
That be silly!

Crazy talk, I tell ye!

But I saw some tie-died flying fish!

The water streamed out like rainbows, and then gold coins rained down from an ocean goddess, in red robes, with colored sea dragons!

Perhaps I should paint ye a picture of it sometimes....