Drunken Pink Elephants And Tie Died Flying Fish

What? A pink elephant, ye say?
That be silly!

Crazy talk, I tell ye!

But I saw some tie-died flying fish!

The water streamed out like rainbows, and then gold coins rained down from an ocean goddess, in red robes, with colored sea dragons!

Perhaps I should paint ye a picture of it sometimes....

Pyrate Wench Through The Spyglass

See anything through that spyglass worth pillaging yet?

I think I see a dagger someone dropped...

Anybody looking?

What?

How else am I gonna get treasure around here?