Pirate Romance?

Pass me some rum! Arg!

What? What-what? Do Pyrates have soul mates? Nay! Utter nonsense!
— Marshall Kändiß (@PyrateKandice) May 17, 2013

Aye! I scoff at yer notions of Romance! Steal ur heart, I will!
— Marshall Kändiß (@PyrateKandice) May 17, 2013

And, break it for sport! Arg! Beware me wiles & charms!
— Marshall Kändiß (@PyrateKandice) May 17, 2013

Rum is good! Arg!

No May Day?

 So, I tried posting something on May Day....

 But, my internet wasn't having it...

Couldn't fix it. Couldn't do anything...

Glad that's over...



Anyways... I gotta get surgery next week...
Don;t know how many more Pyrate blogs I can do this month...

Pyrate Fish Story

 So, sometimes I go pyrating, n' stuffs...

 So, then 1 time, I went fishing....

-and, then I caught a fish THIS BIG!

And, it was made of gold, with golden scales, with BIG Golden EYEBALLS, and spoke ancient Trojan Greek!

200 Pyrate Blog Posts!

Yay! 200 blog posts for Marshall Kändiß The Pyrate!

For real!

Hey, just 'cause there's no comments, or no real visible followers, doesn't mean anything...

The analytics on this thing are crazy!

No! Not Rain! I Said Purple Rave!

Purple Rave!

Purple rave, pur-ur-ple rave!

No!
No! No! No!

I said "Purple Rave"!

NOT Purple Rain!

Wicked Purple Pyrate

Welcome to my wickedness...

Up to no good, doing Pyrate stuffs...
In Purple...
Because it's THE BEST COLOR!

This has been a silly Pyrate Blog by Black UniGryphon!

ARG! 

Never Enough Purple

Never Enough Purple!

Purple Is The Best Color

Well, of course, I have purple fashion! Lots of it!

It's The Best COLOR! 

Fantasy Pirating in Purple

Marshall Kändiß The Purple Pyrate!

Here's a variation on the "New Year" (2013) graphic I made.
If I can alter the colors of the foliage, why not the colors of the costume, right?

Do you like this PURPLE?
	Yes
	No
	somewhat
	undesided
	OF COURSE! BEST COLOR EVER!!!!
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