No May Day?

 So, I tried posting something on May Day....

 But, my internet wasn't having it...

Couldn't fix it. Couldn't do anything...

Glad that's over...



Anyways... I gotta get surgery next week...
Don;t know how many more Pyrate blogs I can do this month...

Pyrate Fish Story

 So, sometimes I go pyrating, n' stuffs...

 So, then 1 time, I went fishing....

-and, then I caught a fish THIS BIG!

And, it was made of gold, with golden scales, with BIG Golden EYEBALLS, and spoke ancient Trojan Greek!

200 Pyrate Blog Posts!

Yay! 200 blog posts for Marshall Kändiß The Pyrate!

For real!

Hey, just 'cause there's no comments, or no real visible followers, doesn't mean anything...

The analytics on this thing are crazy!

Lounging Pyrate

Yes, it's true. Pirates like refined things, and relaxation as well as wild excitement.

I never trust a pirate that can't relax.

Most likely has some guilty secret, stole something from me, plans to steal from me or double cross me, or is compensating for something like the loss of a limb, or something...

You know?

Arg!

No! Not Rain! I Said Purple Rave!

Purple Rave!

Purple rave, pur-ur-ple rave!

No!
No! No! No!

I said "Purple Rave"!

NOT Purple Rain!

My Wine Is Missing

Somebody took my wine.
-not very happy about that...

Gotta find out who...

What? We have brandy?
How many barrels?

Wicked Purple Pyrate

Welcome to my wickedness...

Up to no good, doing Pyrate stuffs...
In Purple...
Because it's THE BEST COLOR!

This has been a silly Pyrate Blog by Black UniGryphon!

ARG!