I Spy With Me Wee Pyrate Eyes

Aye! I spy with my little eye...

 -somebody watching me...

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W00t!

Times for some martinis!

Chinese Spirits

Ah! Fine liquor!

A lovely bounty!

Mmmm fragrant...

I wonder if I should get a parrot

Maybe I should liberate some from a cage somewhere...

First, I think I need to have another drink.

I feel like singing...

I should go pillage a KTV bar.

What?

KTV is fun!

Drunken Pink Elephants And Tie Died Flying Fish

What? A pink elephant, ye say?
That be silly!

Crazy talk, I tell ye!

But I saw some tie-died flying fish!

The water streamed out like rainbows, and then gold coins rained down from an ocean goddess, in red robes, with colored sea dragons!

Perhaps I should paint ye a picture of it sometimes....

Who's a Scourge of the Seven What?

ORLY?

I know few definitions for scourge... want me to teach you first hand? By hand?

No One To Drink The Spirits With

No one to drink the spirits with...

Alas, nay a buccaneer to partake of these spirits in this fine porcelain pot. 

 'Tis a treasure indeed...

Nay, ye witless squab!, 'Tis nay a tea pot!
Teapots be stout & short!

This be long and lank... for the elegance befitting fine spirits.

 Aye. 40 proof spirits...

Aye. Perhaps, I might be of good standing to handle the entire pot myself... from here on the floor...

A Steampunk Wizard

 I once knew a...

...pirate steampunk wizard...

Hmmmm... that was kool...

oh... wait....

...maybe that was just a dream....
...or an anime....
...or a dream about an anime...

What???

Got something against steampunk?

Pyrate Wench Through The Spyglass

See anything through that spyglass worth pillaging yet?

I think I see a dagger someone dropped...

Anybody looking?

What?

How else am I gonna get treasure around here?