Chuan Hong Yifu He Bai Jiu

Bai Jiu hao he!

Na dangran le!

Bummer

He does not call....

Why???

Why does he not call?



Ah... I see !

A strong Pyrate personality such as myself is too intimidating!

Well, good for me!

I would've shattered the heart anyway! Arg!

Coinvisitor

Coinvisitor

Earn BitCoin!

Fen Jiu Tip It

Fen Jiu!
      Fen Jiu!

Hao he!
         Hao he!

Hao-hao he!

Hao le! 

Tip It

Tip it!!!

Ganbei, le!

          Wo gan!

He le!
    He le!
         He le!

Drink it

Drink it up!
Then...
Drink it down!

Bottle of Fen Jiu

Hmmm....


It's said that the fragrance of Fen Jiu is so divine that when the angles pass by and smell, it they MUST descend and partake of it!

Sorghum & peas!

Seriously! That's where the fragrance comes from!

Doesn't sound any weirder to me than what ale is made from!

Anything Left in There

Anything left in there?

I think I see some!

It's good stuff!

Gotta put the lid back on...

I Need A Sword

 Oh... Ahoy there!

I'm in need of a nice, good, nimble, yet big, quality sword...

 Could you help wench out?

 I see...

Misdirection.... Ha!

Got ur treasure!

Fine Chinese Spirits

A lovely fine drink, for a lovely fine afternoon!

Aye! I require double shot glasses to enjoy this!
Double the fine enjoyment,
Double the fun!

So, I went to this so-called luau party... New Englanders are clueless as to anything Polynesian... I raved, I danced, I had fun. Flocks of children  wanted to dance with me!

Ha! So, then this old fogy, bleach blond Nazi looking lady told me my dancing made some of the parents uncomfortable!

Imagine if she's been to a REAL luau in Hawaii! They barely wear ANYTHING and move their hips harder, faster, or more slowly exaggerated than I! Ha!

Turns out kids like fun people, not squares like her! Tahitian dance is Centuries old, and the children wore less clothes than I did! Makes no sense to me really, it was 38 degrees.
But, New Englanders are rather strange in the head! No wonder Franklin left and went to Philadelphia!

Bunch o' Catholics & Puritan rejects!

Moby Dick? Yes, I liked it Very much!

No, nothing boring about Moby Dick!

It's an epic story of seamen that chase an angry, giant white sperm whale across the globe.

There's a floating coffin, Spermaceti, giant harpoons, big cannons, tattooed men, money, Saint Elmo's Fire, and a creepy captain that got struck by lightning and lived named after an evil man in the Bible!

Probably the ONLY novel I actually enjoyed reading in grade school!

Inside The Mind of a Wench

He asked me to send 'em a message... I do... no answer... I try again... nothing...
-and wait...

Hmmm...

-still no answer....

Oh well.... I think I have some fine spirits around here...