Watch Out!!!

 You might want to practice your sword dance with a curved sword...

 Oh, and you should probably not do that inside the building...

 NOOO!!!!
Don't turn around so abrupt-!!!

 -tly...

.....

 You might wanna bandage that....

 Yeah, well it's a bad idea to even try sword dancing if you've never gone to a class before...

 Oh... excuse me...

...you bought the DVD, and practiced it 3 times already...

 ...right.... I see...

 You know, calling 911 would be good right about now-

 Oh... it's just a flesh wound... I see...
-all over my floor...

Kids... don't try this at home....

Arg! Caught Ye!

I know what ye did!!!

Ye cowardly retch! 

Now cometh me wrath! Arg!

I Get To It When I feel Like It

Bother me again, and I'll feed you to my pet sea serpent dragon!

Oh, you don't believe me?

That's OK...

I know where you sleep...

Drinking Day Dream

Hmmmm....

I should write these poems & dreams down! It's good stuff!

Pour me another round!

Chuan Hong Yifu He Bai Jiu

Bai Jiu hao he!

Na dangran le!

Bummer

He does not call....

Why???

Why does he not call?



Ah... I see !

A strong Pyrate personality such as myself is too intimidating!

Well, good for me!

I would've shattered the heart anyway! Arg!

Coinvisitor

Coinvisitor

Earn BitCoin!

Fen Jiu Tip It

Fen Jiu!
      Fen Jiu!

Hao he!
         Hao he!

Hao-hao he!

Hao le! 

Tip It

Tip it!!!

Ganbei, le!

          Wo gan!

He le!
    He le!
         He le!

Drink it

Drink it up!
Then...
Drink it down!

Bottle of Fen Jiu

Hmmm....


It's said that the fragrance of Fen Jiu is so divine that when the angles pass by and smell, it they MUST descend and partake of it!

Sorghum & peas!

Seriously! That's where the fragrance comes from!

Doesn't sound any weirder to me than what ale is made from!

Anything Left in There

Anything left in there?

I think I see some!

It's good stuff!

Gotta put the lid back on...