Ye Scurvy Cur!

Keel-haul the misbegotten louse!

Now go pillage me some BitCoins! 

Snarky Blue Pirate

Who? Me?

Pirating your KTV?

Would I do that?

Do you have any proof of that, sir?

ORLY?

I think we need to consult the legal council of the edge of my sword...

Care to discuss this with me, right now if you have a moment?

Time For The Marshall To Step In And Regulate

Hmmm... Lemme get this strait.

So, you miss me, you think about me all the time, and you wanna hang out with me some time... You care about me, we'll always be friends, and I'll always be a part of your life?


But, you're always too busy to bother being my friend... let alone live up to your word, or promises on plans with me...

Sure.... whenever I'm gullible enough to fall for that, I'll let you know and get back to you on that...

The Marshall has spoken!

You are dismissed.

Light Blue Pirate Searching For Rum

Now where did that rum bottle roll off to????

 Is that it?

 Wait, I see a shiny thing!

 I think it's a penny!

What??? You're too good for pennies?

It's like we Pirates like to say:

See a penny,
Pick it up!
And all the day,
You'll have good luck!

ARRRG!

Now, where was I...?

Ah yes!  I think I see a mini bottle o' vodka over there under that table...

....blue raspberry?

Displeased...

Marshall Kändiß is very displeased with you.

Report to the brig, sir!

Sorry I Wasn't Listening

Hm? Did you say something?

Sorry, I wasn't listening...



Hmmm....
What should I pillage for dinner?


Oh? You're still here?

Pirating in Turquoise Blue

 Pirating in Turquoise Blue

 That's how it's done!

(Turquoise Blue) Looking for Someone?

Where you looking for me?

Hmmm... Should I Order Pizza???? By Sword Point?

 Ho hum...

Nothing on the TV...  to pirate...

 

I think I should go pillage something...

I need some rum...

So.... lemme get this strait... you always ask me to e-mail you, so I do... then, after I e-mail you, you never even reply me...

But, whenever I see you, you have the nerve to ask: "Why don't you ever e-mail me?" or "E-mail me!!!"

Oh, really?
Talk to the hand!

Marshall Kändiß is NOT amused!

You disappoint me!

Begone!

Oh... you miss me, but you couldn't be bothered to spend time with me?

But, when it's convenient for YOU, we're suddenly friends, so how dare I question you???

The Marshall Kändiß has no times for your nonsense!

The next time she's feeling gullible enough to fall for your nonsense she'll get back to you...

NOT...

Oh... you think you're being funny...

I think I'll grab my sword in a moment and have ye walk the plank...

Oh? You were a Pirate for Halloween?

Sweet!

I was a Pirate at Comic Con & a number of fairs & festivals....
Not a big deal... 

Ho hum...

 Ho hum...

Sofa Pirate!

Pirating this sofa!!!
ARG!!!

Reading Glasses (Wide Angle)

Wide angle fisheye lens...