Fine Chinese Spirits

A lovely fine drink, for a lovely fine afternoon!

Aye! I require double shot glasses to enjoy this!
Double the fine enjoyment,
Double the fun!

So, I went to this so-called luau party... New Englanders are clueless as to anything Polynesian... I raved, I danced, I had fun. Flocks of children  wanted to dance with me!

Ha! So, then this old fogy, bleach blond Nazi looking lady told me my dancing made some of the parents uncomfortable!

Imagine if she's been to a REAL luau in Hawaii! They barely wear ANYTHING and move their hips harder, faster, or more slowly exaggerated than I! Ha!

Turns out kids like fun people, not squares like her! Tahitian dance is Centuries old, and the children wore less clothes than I did! Makes no sense to me really, it was 38 degrees.
But, New Englanders are rather strange in the head! No wonder Franklin left and went to Philadelphia!

Bunch o' Catholics & Puritan rejects!

Moby Dick? Yes, I liked it Very much!

No, nothing boring about Moby Dick!

It's an epic story of seamen that chase an angry, giant white sperm whale across the globe.

There's a floating coffin, Spermaceti, giant harpoons, big cannons, tattooed men, money, Saint Elmo's Fire, and a creepy captain that got struck by lightning and lived named after an evil man in the Bible!

Probably the ONLY novel I actually enjoyed reading in grade school!

Inside The Mind of a Wench

He asked me to send 'em a message... I do... no answer... I try again... nothing...
-and wait...

Hmmm...

-still no answer....

Oh well.... I think I have some fine spirits around here...

I Spy With Me Wee Pyrate Eyes

Aye! I spy with my little eye...

 -somebody watching me...

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10,000+ Blog views for Marshall Kändiß!!!

W00t!

Times for some martinis!

Chinese Spirits

Ah! Fine liquor!

A lovely bounty!

Mmmm fragrant...

I wonder if I should get a parrot

Maybe I should liberate some from a cage somewhere...

First, I think I need to have another drink.

I feel like singing...

I should go pillage a KTV bar.

What?

KTV is fun!

Drunken Pink Elephants And Tie Died Flying Fish

What? A pink elephant, ye say?
That be silly!

Crazy talk, I tell ye!

But I saw some tie-died flying fish!

The water streamed out like rainbows, and then gold coins rained down from an ocean goddess, in red robes, with colored sea dragons!

Perhaps I should paint ye a picture of it sometimes....

Who's a Scourge of the Seven What?

ORLY?

I know few definitions for scourge... want me to teach you first hand? By hand?

No One To Drink The Spirits With

No one to drink the spirits with...

Alas, nay a buccaneer to partake of these spirits in this fine porcelain pot. 

 'Tis a treasure indeed...

Nay, ye witless squab!, 'Tis nay a tea pot!
Teapots be stout & short!

This be long and lank... for the elegance befitting fine spirits.

 Aye. 40 proof spirits...

Aye. Perhaps, I might be of good standing to handle the entire pot myself... from here on the floor...

A Steampunk Wizard

 I once knew a...

...pirate steampunk wizard...

Hmmmm... that was kool...

oh... wait....

...maybe that was just a dream....
...or an anime....
...or a dream about an anime...

What???

Got something against steampunk?

Pyrate Wench Through The Spyglass

See anything through that spyglass worth pillaging yet?

I think I see a dagger someone dropped...

Anybody looking?

What?

How else am I gonna get treasure around here?