Pirate Legs 01

Wench legs!

So... this will probably be 1 of the ONLY blog posts I'll EVER publish showing my legs!
Enjoy! 

Wenches Wanna Have Fun

No! Wenchy isn't derogatory!

Got a problem with wenches?

Everyone loves wenches!

Wenches just wanna have fun!

Oh, wenches just wanna have- That's all they really want!
-some FUN!
What in the world can make them stop?

Oh, wenches! They wanna have FUN!!!! 

Have a wenchy nice day!

Wenchy!

 

I'm wenchy and I know it! 

Yeah! 

 

 

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wench  

/wenCH/

Noun A girl or young woman.

Verb (of a man) Consort with prostitutes.

Synonyms: girl - maid - lass - maiden - lassie

Pirate in a Ring Light

Just a misc. ring light frame/shot.

I made this gypsy skirt myself.

I Wanna Sail Around The World

 I wanna sail around the world...
 
Around The World by Dune

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Just to know where I can stay...

I wanna go where I can see

How people live in harmony

I wanna sail around the world,
Just to know where I can stay,
Cross every water in the sea,
To keep my dreams in motion....

Pyrate Lounge

Pyrate Lounge!

Lounging in my wickedness...




Beats Antique: THE LANTERN

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Watch Out!!!

 You might want to practice your sword dance with a curved sword...

 Oh, and you should probably not do that inside the building...

 NOOO!!!!
Don't turn around so abrupt-!!!

 -tly...

.....

 You might wanna bandage that....

 Yeah, well it's a bad idea to even try sword dancing if you've never gone to a class before...

 Oh... excuse me...

...you bought the DVD, and practiced it 3 times already...

 ...right.... I see...

 You know, calling 911 would be good right about now-

 Oh... it's just a flesh wound... I see...
-all over my floor...

Kids... don't try this at home....

Arg! Caught Ye!

I know what ye did!!!

Ye cowardly retch! 

Now cometh me wrath! Arg!

I Get To It When I feel Like It

Bother me again, and I'll feed you to my pet sea serpent dragon!

Oh, you don't believe me?

That's OK...

I know where you sleep...

Drinking Day Dream

Hmmmm....

I should write these poems & dreams down! It's good stuff!

Pour me another round!

Chuan Hong Yifu He Bai Jiu

Bai Jiu hao he!

Na dangran le!

Bummer

He does not call....

Why???

Why does he not call?



Ah... I see !

A strong Pyrate personality such as myself is too intimidating!

Well, good for me!

I would've shattered the heart anyway! Arg!